Please abstain from calling me ma'am. I'd be more apt to at least acknowledge you, if you didn't make me feel old and matronly.
-I like to peruse the Missed Connections section of Craigslist hoping that some mundane moment of my life touched someone in a meaningful way. Also, for the potential flattery of capturing someones attention to the extent that they would blindly search for me on the internet. Thus far the results are rather disheartening.
-I played tourist today. I will miss the water.